Beavis and Butthead live!

http://www.wesh.com/cnn-news/20366679/detail.html

Saucy J here,

It is refreshing tales like this that give me hope in a sad world. Everyday people try (ie the president, my parents, friends) and it seems the only people that succeed are all of the baffoons on youtube and the bigger idiots that  imitate them that bring a certain brighter spirit to my day. I look forward daily to seeing the knew semi-mentally handicapped prepubescent turd and soon to be severely physically handicapped kids find new and interesting ways to kill themselves on youtube. The ones that actually bother me are the ones that don’t even record it or tape it for our pleasure. I mean how selfish. What else am I supposed to be doing during a productive day at work?

These kinds of behaviors remind me of a few instances in my own life that I should have been recording at a young age. Unfortunately, they didn’t have camera’s coming out of peoples asses yet so we could only take pleasure in our death defiance among friends. Specifically my friends and I used to soak tennis balls in hairspray and light those bad boys and send’em flying down the street. I can’t say this was a good idea or a bad one, I can say that I wasn’t stupid enough to use gasoline from a lawn mower. I mean in this day of alternative energy don’t you think he could have used anything else? Maybe something a little less explosive. I know, next time stick a wad of C4 in the front side of your pants and see what happens. My uneducated guess would be something bad. Just a guess though. When I have kids I want to skip the adolescence and move straight in to pre-hair in funny places aged kids so that I can forego hitting the download button on the world wide inter web and have a front row seat to the insanity. Freaking kids better not yell at me to spray them with the hose though. I’m not lifting a finger. You got yourself in that ridiculous predicament now get yourself out or ask a friend to do it.

The final disturbing topic that has to be discussed are these little turkey’s mom. What in the world? Maybe if you started paying attention to what they are doing before they light themselves on fire than maybe you wouldn’t have to blame it on poor youtube. All day long those poor people at youtube get yelled at for promoting the greatest collection of awesomeness the world has ever seen.

My biggest question is: Are we broadcasting this in to space? If so, no wonder those ET’s or UFO driving beings or water fearing green creatures from space are coming to kill us all and steal all of our resources or turn us into batteries.

Advice: People, Watch your kids or pay someone to do so and please teach them about the different kinds of flammable objects. I just saw The Hurt Locker and learned that the army needs more explosive experts. Maybe your crazy bastard kid has a future after all.

Kids, Keep up the videos. Those things don’t make themselves.